Saturday, August 31, 2013

Triumph

“Triumph and Tragedy.” Early on, that would have been the title of the story of his writing career. Through grammar school, he was the one who underachieved. The potential that lied within him laid dormant; like a sleeping volcano, waiting for enough pressure to build when it would unleash. He wrote well, but poor spelling and grammar kept his ability stinted. Like a seed on the wind, it appeared that he might never find a home as a writer.

He went on to college where the volcano then began to tremble. He took one English class and then another. And with each lesson, he discovered his own voice and improved his basics. He wrote several papers, receiving high praise on some, and many areas of improvement on others. The fragile seed had landed on fertile soil and had taken root. But for his writing to truly flourish, it would take the nourishment of a one final class.

Like one of Jacks magic beans, his writing grew and bloomed under the skilled tutelage of his instructor. As a sculptor refining a hewn stone into a beautiful work of art, his writing began to take shape. Yet as uncertain as his outlook remained, the future of his writing was bright. Judging his book by its cover, the title of his book would soon change to read only “Triumph.”

Writers Block

The beads of sweat form on your forehead as you attempt to contemplate the inconceivable. “Your life as a metaphor.” Like a riddle, hand delivered by Edward Nigma, you are incapable of unlocking the secret that you know is just beyond your cognitive grasp. It is writers block, and you have a paper due.

You try everything to loosen the ropes that have imprisoned your creativity, yet nothing seems to work. You watch TV. You listen to some music. You go for a walk and ponder the dichotomy of the butterfly. Yet those keys do not unlock the door. In fact, they break off and get stuck in the lock.

As hungry as you are, you take a break to eat before your brain oozes out of your ears. Two slices turkey, a little lettuce, a couple strips of bacon, some mustard, and all on split-top wheat. Oh yes! Now this is living. You grab your favorite drink and sit back. No thinking. Just eating.

Just then, it hits you. The sandwich! You run to your paper and begin to write. You write and write and write until the last period is printed on the page. Then you step back and observe your triumph of will. It is complete. A victory unsurpassed in the annals of human achievement.

Suddenly you realize the greatest news of all. You still have a sandwich.

My Life In Writing

There are countless stressful, eye-bleed moments that are strewn across the landscape that is my life. Yet the ones that often rise to prominence in my mind are the moments when writing have been involved. That paper that is due tomorrow and I haven't picked up a pencil. That report on Ulysses S. Grant that must be turned into Mr. Gunn next period and all I know about the former president is that he was a former president.

Now don't get me wrong. Much of blame, and blood loss, is of my own making. OK, all of the blame! I am a procrastinator. I have always thought, “why do today what I can put off till tomorrow?” Even so, while I don't feel that putting things off is a commendable or even advantageous non-virtue, I have had great success in my writing when I have waited till the proverbial last minute.

The morning after is always a hard one. I would stay up all night, slaving away on a War and Peace sized report that was due the next day, get about 5 hours of sleep, and then wake up feeling as if a enormous rubber band was strung around myself and the bed. It is a wonder I even had pants on I would be so tired. Nevertheless, I would usually receive a B grade or so. Success!

All the adults would say to me, “You know, imagine the grade you would have received if you had spent more time on it.” “Yeah,” I would quietly concede. “But I got a B! Did you see that!?”

I had done a small amount of research on President Grant for one of my freshman high school history classes. And only during a shop class the period before it was due did I decide to compile the measly folder of information into what one might call a report. Whether I had forgot the due date or not, I would have called that cutting it close. I achieved a B- on that project.

Now that I have entered into higher education, I have mitigated that proclivity substantially. I no longer wait till the last minute, I merely wait until the last hour; or so.