When life was simpler and a kid with a
toy gun wasn't tagged as a future mass murderer, my friends and I
would play every sort of shooting game you can think of. Cops and
robbers, cowboys and Indians, and definitely army. It was ingrained
in us somehow. Deep in our testosterone filled boy blood. Like
bacon or loud car engines. We would get that urge, dress up in
camouflage from head to toe, and charge onto the battlefield of our
front lawns or backyard woods. We had no fear of being taken by a
crazy person or getting lost. Back then, everyone knew one another
and crazy people only lived in the cities anyways. We were free to
roam and free to be boys. Here in rural America, with our evil toy
firearms, we learned about friendship, teamwork, and the honesty of a
old fashioned gun fight.
One occasion that comes to mind took
place one evening at the apartment complex where we all lived.
Somehow, over the years, we had accumulated a myriad of army camo and
paraphernalia. We suited up, each of us choosing whatever pair of
pants or jacket fit the best, grabbed one of the plastic guns or
wooden guns we had made on a band saw, and we headed outside into the
late, fading sunlight. We split ourselves into two teams and headed
to opposite sides of the property. My team was outmatched, however,
five to three. The four on the other team were not as “experienced”
at imaginary guns and convinced another to join their team to make it
fair. Fine, we thought. We would have to employ some superior
tactics in order to win this game. And I had just the thing in mind.
The sun was almost down at this point
and our eyes began to adjust. I always had supreme confidence in my
own ability to “win,” (we didn't really keep a score). Our
reward was the satisfaction that came with killing the opponent. Of
course, as soon as they were “dead” and laying on the ground,
they would get up and run away with a ten second grace period in
which they could not be shot again. Our rules were simple and mostly
successful. We had no real ammo anyways. If the person across from
you yelled out “bam,” you were dead. Our gun games were the
poster child for the honor system.
My plan for victory would take
advantage of the dwindling sunlight and inexperience of the other
team. It was a location that no one would expect, where I could
simply lie and wait for the pray to stumble into my trap. On this
night, that spot was high up in a tree behind my friend Chris' house.
It was so dark back there that no one would ever see me, even after
I shot them and they lay on their back, staring up into the foliage.
I stayed up their most of the night,
shooting people, usually the same people, as they would pass beneath
me. I must have killed a dozen of the other team that had only four
or five members. But my domination would come to an end after a few
of them all charged me at once (curse their teamwork) and killed me.
I pretended to fall out of my perch, slowly letting myself down
branch by branch, finally reaching the bottom and dropping myself the
remaining five feet or so to the grass. They stood over me and
cheered and taunted which was largely business as usual. I then shot
up off the ground and ran off following our spoken rulebook of a ten
second grace period. They too took off in the other direction.
We finally made our way inside, a
little sweaty, after a few residents called our parents and
complained about the noise so late. But the damage had already been
done. We tallied up kills and our team had won. Experience beats
youth every time was one of the many lessons that night. Those games
back then shaped us. They molded us. Not into killers as many
adults are now supposing of any child holding anything even shaped
like a gun. But our games helped fashion young men who understood
teamwork and honesty. Lessons that stay with you longer than the
sweet taste of victory from an evening of play. Though, personally,
that taste stayed with me for at least a week.
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ReplyDelete"Our gun games were the poster child for the honor system."
ReplyDeleteNice!
I'm not usually a fan of stories with a moral, but this is done with a light hand and seems to follow genuinely from the childhood memories--that is to say, the memories are not an afterthought of the moral; the moral naturally derives from the memories.
Probably I should turn you in to the Thought Police for even daring to sully my eyes with writing about g-ns, but, as a fellow childhood warrior, I will overlook your transgressions today.
;)